Damage Control

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Control my damage.

No one can control ninja damage.

What is Damage Control?

What is damage control? It is two very simple things:

1) Damage: sustained harm or injury, specifically to the body

2) Control: Power over said harm.

Damage can come at you from anywhere.

From a ninja on the sidewalk.

From a horde of biological seed demons festering in a day old burger.

From an old lady who gives you the wicked eye for beating her to the elevator and letting the door shut before she could get on.

Damage can be mental and physical. It can be subtle and sharp. It will come at you all the time from everywhere all at once.

But you can TAKE CONTROL. How? First, learn weapons. Swords, knives, police batons, and bazookas. This will protect you from physical attack damage by street thugs and feral cats.

Then learn how to eat right. Ice cream, pudding cups, coco puffs, and hot pockets can cause even more damage than an orangutan with a razor blade if taken in excess. It's not Halloween, so stop eating like it is, fatty.

Finally, the ultimate damage control master will take a vigorous regiment of potent multivitamins to strengthen his inner body. It's not just your wicked arms that fend off damage, it's every cell in your body, so keep those cells supplied with the ass kicking fuel they need to beat the shit out of invasive procaryotes.

To maximize my own control, I take the master formula and drink plenty of weight loss shake, and you should to, unless you want to be eaten by the enemy.

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Any News on the Damage Control Front

  • James Lawton: Gerrard must regain control for Hodgson to limit damage - The Independent

    James Lawton: Gerrard must regain control for Hodgson to limit damage The Independent He couldn't make his job – at least in the foreseeable future and as it has been pitched to him in such shambolic circumstances – look anything more than a massive exercise in damage control for the foreseeable future. The problem is that this England, ... and more » - 2 days ago

  • Veep Preview: Selina Does Damage Control on the Pregnancy Rumor - TVOvermind

    Inside Pulse Veep Preview: Selina Does Damage Control on the Pregnancy Rumor TVOvermind Until she can figure out what to do, Selina has to do damage control and get in front of the narrative building around her since her dismissal of the secret service agent. On the penultimate episode of Veep, titled "Full Disclosure", the Veep tries to ... VEEP 1.06 'Baseball'Crave Online 'Veep' review: Julia Louis-Dreyfus' finest (and scariest) hourCarterMatt.com all 12 news articles » - 16 hours ago

  • Obama Campaign Does Damage Control After Dems Question Anti-Bain Strategy - ABC News (blog)

    ABC News (blog) Obama Campaign Does Damage Control After Dems Question Anti-Bain Strategy ABC News (blog) The Obama campaign is in full damage-control mode one day after Newark Mayor Cory Booker publicly derided Democrats' assault on presumptive GOP nominee Mitt Romney over his record at Bain Capital. Chief Obama strategist David Axelrod today publicly ... Cory Booker is latest to force presidential campaign into damage controlSan Jose Mercury News Booker does damage control over remarks defending Bain CapitalThe Hill 'Damage Control': Maddow Gives Booker 12 Minute Interview Without Asking His ...NewsBusters (blog) New York Daily News -msnbc.com all 4,061 news articles » - 8 days ago

  • Damage control in the Chen Guangcheng affair - Los Angeles Times

    Damage control in the Chen Guangcheng affair Los Angeles Times That US officials bungled the rescue of blind dissident Chen Guangcheng from Chinese repression of his human rights work seems undisputed. But the diplomatic train wreck was also an international embarrassment for China, which may be why Beijing has so ... and more » - 3 weeks ago

  • Prosecutors say CJ's return mere damage control - Philippine Star

    Sydney Morning Herald Prosecutors say CJ's return mere damage control Philippine Star By Jess Diaz (The Philippine Star) Updated May 25, 2012 12:00 AM 0 MANILA, Philippines - The camp of Chief Justice Renato Corona is trying to do damage control by returning him to the witness stand even if he is still sick, the prosecution said ... Is Corona still morally fit to be Chief Justice?Inquirer.net (blog) SOMEONE ELSE'S WINDOWS: To catch a falling crown (2)Minda News all 1,113 news articles » - 5 days ago

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